Corrupt-a-Wish

[Lilianna]

Granted. He/she becomes so competent that he/she takes your job and you become a hobo.

I wish I had a soda.

[midgetshrimp]

Granted. It's the most awkward baby shower. Ever. even the pregnant man doesn't know what to bring.

I wish I had more privacy around here. Too many people.

[Lilianna]

Granted. You become a hermit and die alone in 5 years.

I wish your corruption made sense?

[Alisonchan]

You had a soda baby!

[Don Alexander]

And so we learn that unwanted teen pregnancies are sponsored by the Coca-Cola Company.

I wish this thread would get back on topic.

[Lilianna]

Granted. But Bear's head exploded from not being able to threaten to ban-hammer us.

I wish I actually did have a soda baby. That'd be awesome. (Did I screw a soda vending machine or something? And does that make me a lesbian, because I've never seen anything vaguely penis-like on a soda vending machine.)

[Dirty n Evil]

I wish I actually did have a soda baby. That'd be awesome. (Did I screw a soda vending machine or something? And does that make me a lesbian, because I've never seen anything vaguely penis-like on a soda vending machine.)

Granted. Unfortunately, it's a Wild Cherry Pepsi baby so the Wild Cherry Soda papa isn't the sort to settle down and hold a steady job to support you and the baby. Too bad it wasn't that respectable Dr. Pepper, who could have done well for you and your new family.

As for how you got pregnant? Well, you put your money in for a bottle of soda, but it didn't seem to come out at first. So you punched the vending machine, then you kicked it, then you tried rocking it back and forth. It was somewhere around there things became frisky.

I wish the John Carter of Mars movie that's been reported to be made by Pixar is finally made, and that it's awesome.

[Don Alexander]

I wish the John Carter of Mars movie that's been reported to be made by Pixar is finally made, and that it's awesome.

Granted. It's totally awesome, made by fanboys for fanboys. The regular audience doesn't get it, though, and Pixar goes bust.

I wish more people were on the board when I get up every morning.

[cyanide_sweet]

Granted! I'm here. Now you have to put up with me

I wish a certain someone would not come to me with his relationship problems.

[Lilianna]

Granted. Now I come to you with relationship problems instead.

I wish I could invite my boyfriend over tomorrow night.

[Tenjen]

Granted! But he beings a friend who takes up all his time.

Granted. Unfortunately, you are now a fictional character, forced to relive the same situations every time someone opens one of the books.

I wish was better at making decisions!

funny you should say that [Dark Tower relevant]

Ka is a wheel.

I wish for force powers.

[Dirty n Evil]

I wish for force powers.

Granted! You're suddenly changed into one of the many young padawans from Episode III that Anakin Skywalker personally kills. Enjoy your 0.5 seconds of screen time.

I wish I had better judgement in my life.

[cyanide_sweet]

Granted. Your good judgement allows you to realize that everything but cake is pointless. When you die, you have to be carried out of your home by a crane.

I wish it was warmer out for taking the bus today

[Don Alexander]

Granted. Your good judgement allows you to realize that everything but cake is pointless. When you die, you have to be carried out of your home by a crane.

I'm seriously debating if this is an even better way to go thatn amid a bunch of girls...

I wish it was warmer out for taking the bus today

Granted. It gets really warm. The scientifically minded later call it the "Calgary Fall", whereas most people just call it "the terrible tragedy of the asteroid strike that wiped out a city."

I wish my dad will like Pan's Labyrinth. Otherwise he might never watch a movie with us again.

[Asaryu]

Granted: He liked Pan's Labyrinth so much that you are now forced to watch depressing, arty movies whenever you see your Dad. You long to watch a Disney movie.

I wish that what I got from my tarot reading could simply happen, without the pain of getting there.