Corrupt-a-Wish
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- ExplodingJoe
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.
I wish I could find a decent job
I wish I could find a decent job
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, but now you have to clean the sperm and vomit in a titty bar...
I wish i could get out of my country.
I wish i could get out of my country.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted. You're now in a dirt-poor country with an exploding bubonic plague epidemic.
I wish I were as tall and athletic as LeBron James.
I wish I were as tall and athletic as LeBron James.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted. You've also got a glandular condition that makes you smell of Limburger perpetually, and leak a strange red liquid from your sweat glands whenever you work out.
... I wish I hadn't just put that image into my head.
... I wish I hadn't just put that image into my head.
I swear I will, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, but it only receded for another even more horrifying (that I will not dare mention).
I wish my life weren't dependent on drugs.
I wish my life weren't dependent on drugs.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, but now your life is dependent on the urine of a 175kg German nun named Brunhilda.
Hmmm I wish I was a cat.
Hmmm I wish I was a cat.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted. You're gut is filled with tapeworm.
I wish the weather was sunny for a change.
I wish the weather was sunny for a change.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted. You were sent to the planet Mercury.
I wish humans would love and respect one another.
I wish humans would love and respect one another.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
that's kinda twisted Ice I don't like myself that much
Granted, your a proctologist.
I wish to know the truth about Life, the Multi-verse, and Everything!
Granted, your a proctologist.
I wish to know the truth about Life, the Multi-verse, and Everything!
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
42. Now you have to figure out the question.
I wish I were a successful inventor.
I wish I were a successful inventor.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, Your Nikola Tesla.
I wish I was president.
I wish I was president.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Sure, you can be president, but your country is Zimbabwe.
Tesla is the coolest inventor of them all.
I wish I'd had a chance with the national team.
Tesla is the coolest inventor of them all.
I wish I'd had a chance with the national team.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, you've the chance to bed every member of your national team.
I wish i had telepathic powers.
I wish i had telepathic powers.
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The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
My sport is athletics, so it'd be a co-ed orgy...
Your wish to read minds is granted, though. You can, however not choose not to hear something, and eventually go mad.
I wish I slept better.
Your wish to read minds is granted, though. You can, however not choose not to hear something, and eventually go mad.
I wish I slept better.
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