Corrupt-a-Wish
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- Adamas
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted Aether. However he's name is Virgil.
I wish I had a K-9
I wish I had a K-9
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
- Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, you now have one of these:
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archi ... st-Dog.jpg
I wish my sunburn was gone (this can't end well )
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archi ... st-Dog.jpg
I wish my sunburn was gone (this can't end well )
R.I.P. Don Alexander/Dr. David "Alex" Alexander Kann, 2/15/77-3/10/23 I'll never forget you or all the good times we had.
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
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me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
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Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
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<3 PRIDE IN THY PUGGLES! <3
me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
DA: We remember the REALLY important things.
Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
- Adamas
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, you are now neck deep in a mudbath until your skin heals.
I wish my nephew was back home.
I wish my nephew was back home.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
- Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
That wasn't so bad...I was expecting something more along the lines of my skin peeling off or something
Granted, your nephew comes back and eats you out of house and home!
I wish dinner would make itself tonight.
Granted, your nephew comes back and eats you out of house and home!
I wish dinner would make itself tonight.
R.I.P. Don Alexander/Dr. David "Alex" Alexander Kann, 2/15/77-3/10/23 I'll never forget you or all the good times we had.
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
Owner and Manager of McLovecraft's; Zany Genius Inventor of Ichory Delights
<3 PRIDE IN THY PUGGLES! <3
me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
DA: We remember the REALLY important things.
Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
Owner and Manager of McLovecraft's; Zany Genius Inventor of Ichory Delights
<3 PRIDE IN THY PUGGLES! <3
me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
DA: We remember the REALLY important things.
Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
- TellusEidolon
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, ..but it also eats itself.
I wish i had the ultimative gaming PC.
I wish i had the ultimative gaming PC.
Artificial does not mean obtuse! ~Uno from Paperinik's New Adventures.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
This is here for future reference.
- Adamas
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
SP he's visiting me. I want him in his home.
Granted, however the Pentagon would like a word with you.
I want to see the multiverse.
Granted, however the Pentagon would like a word with you.
I want to see the multiverse.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
- Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
oh, so it's the other way around
Granted, but.....http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre ... orever.jpg
I wish I could just fast forward to next Tuesday or so.
Granted, but.....http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre ... orever.jpg
I wish I could just fast forward to next Tuesday or so.
R.I.P. Don Alexander/Dr. David "Alex" Alexander Kann, 2/15/77-3/10/23 I'll never forget you or all the good times we had.
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
Owner and Manager of McLovecraft's; Zany Genius Inventor of Ichory Delights
<3 PRIDE IN THY PUGGLES! <3
me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
DA: We remember the REALLY important things.
Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
"Look up. The stars are shining for you."
Owner and Manager of McLovecraft's; Zany Genius Inventor of Ichory Delights
<3 PRIDE IN THY PUGGLES! <3
me: I remember biting Teach in the ass...
DA: We remember the REALLY important things.
Became Mrs. SP on 10/16/10 <3
Now with mini Puggles! (as in babies) I have two boys, ages 7 and 4
- Tenjen
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
You miss out on oppurtunities which would have greatly improved your life and enlightened you and your loved one.
I wish red bull tasted AWESOME instead of like refridgerated cat puke.
I wish red bull tasted AWESOME instead of like refridgerated cat puke.
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- Adamas
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
First...how do you know what refridgerated cat puke tastes like?
Granted, however now everything else tastes like refridgerated dog puke.
I wish my ferret would quit stealing my boots.
Granted, however now everything else tastes like refridgerated dog puke.
I wish my ferret would quit stealing my boots.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
- Tenjen
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Your ferret now owns them and wears them around.
I wish ferrets would stop stealing my cleavage spots
I wish ferrets would stop stealing my cleavage spots
Affro Shaman of the Forum and Deranged Elder Lynx of the Caves. Perpetuater of warm-hearted irrelevance and lynx kitteh of affectionate inflictions.
Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, however however they now makes hammocks from your undies, while you wear them.
I wish I was 21 again
I wish I was 21 again
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you
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Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
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You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you
Edit: i wish i werent a double posting ceberus kitteh!
Edit: i wish i werent a double posting ceberus kitteh!
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Artemisia wrote:Wait...are we reenacting Ma3 here with ballistic cats?
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted. You're now a dog.
I wish I wasn't poor
I wish I wasn't poor
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
- Adamas
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Granted, your now a corperate CEO... however your company's name is Enron!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.