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Re: Two Truths and a Lie

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1 is true, lith's ex showed me that i was actually bi... through rp (and not sexual scenes either) ..it was downhill from there )
2 is also true, i did have a breakdown and was on meds for a bit
3 is the lie actually, even though the number of guys i have slept with is quite low
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Noone has posted an unresolved any longer, so here's mine.

#1. My grandmother thought my grandfather was a paranoid wuss for predicting WWII, so hadn't WWII happened, I wouldn't have been born.
#2. I've had sex in both the most unusal places, and the usual. With that I mean, I've had sex in bed's on tables, and other usual places, and on the unusual side, in open streets, against statues in public, and in the smallest street of sweden.
#3. I, contrary to the popular assumption about human males, can maintain an erection after orgasm and even carry on to have another. It has shocked a few women, as it apparently isn't the usual behaviour.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie

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karpeth wrote:Noone has posted an unresolved any longer, so here's mine.

#1. My grandmother thought my grandfather was a paranoid wuss for predicting WWII, so hadn't WWII happened, I wouldn't have been born.
#2. I've had sex in both the most unusal places, and the usual. With that I mean, I've had sex in bed's on tables, and other usual places, and on the unusual side, in open streets, against statues in public, and in the smallest street of sweden.
#3. I, contrary to the popular assumption about human males, can maintain an erection after orgasm and even carry on to have another. It has shocked a few women, as it apparently isn't the usual behaviour.
If that last one isn't true, then I bet you wish it was, hm?
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I'd say that many a men wish for that, but I cannot say anything yet. It'd be to soon to comment on my statements.
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i'd go for 2

3 is not that uncommon, or i am just spoiled
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I agree with Morwen. 2 sounds too good to be true.
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I'm not sure I understand 1, so I choose it. Though it sounds weird enough to be true.

2 might be the lie in the sense of a partial lie. Like, it was only the second smallest street in Sweden. ;)
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karpeth wrote:Noone has posted an unresolved any longer, so here's mine.

#1. My grandmother thought my grandfather was a paranoid wuss for predicting WWII, so hadn't WWII happened, I wouldn't have been born.
#2. I've had sex in both the most unusal places, and the usual. With that I mean, I've had sex in bed's on tables, and other usual places, and on the unusual side, in open streets, against statues in public, and in the smallest street of sweden.
#3. I, contrary to the popular assumption about human males, can maintain an erection after orgasm and even carry on to have another. It has shocked a few women, as it apparently isn't the usual behaviour.
I'll guess 2 the lie, since it sounds the most of the three like bragging.
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Hmm. Something about 1 makes me think thats the one.

though 2 makes me suspicious.

now 3 is entirely possible. I myself have little to no rest time. Both possibly due to my nature and due to nurture [on part of stephire who wouldnt let me have any rest time >:3]
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I recently witnessed an event such as #3. It was sexy-awesome.

My fireboy had little to no recovery-time...but we went on holidays for a week with our third person and together. But with nothing else to occupy us but bacon and eggs, we made him run out of sperm. He still got erect, but nothing would come out. Then he stopped playing for a couple of days, so Squishy and I had to have all the fun to ourselves. :D
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During during such ravishing activities, a guy will eventually run out.

Guys can still orgasm even if they've been drained, or atleast some can. Match this with low to no rest time and theres much fun to be had >:3

But. Even if you have high stamina and low/no rest time, you're still gonna be sore later on. Which i find is really just all part of the fun.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie

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I think my limit, if I remember correctly, is three. But around then it just becomes a bit uncomfortable, as in, I like having the ability to walk. And standing straight.

My guess is #2. Just because I can't remember the first one, and the second one isn't unbelievable.
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*forehead-smacks*

I forgot to guess.

I also guess #2.
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And the right answer; #2.

It was a partial lie, as some said, but the opposite. I've never had sex in the most usual places, beds and tables, but I've even had sex against the statue of st. george and the dragon.
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uh huh...

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sorry, my allergies are acting up again
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