Leading up, I bet all of these guys told Didi they had star power. They were all probably big talkers that bragged about their experience or led her to think they were experts in bed. How ironic...
So, even though Didi's not a virgin, she's never had an orgasm, so that's almost like two virgins... Zii to the rescue? What's left for Zii then? If she's the god of sex, what does she get out of this arrangement? (Besides the obvious...)
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Gil Hamilton
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
This strip reminds me of a joke.
My friend Suzie wanted to go to a costume party at the local club for Halloween, but she couldn't think of ANYTHING to wear. So then, she struck on idea. That night, she walked down to the club wearing nothing but a pair of jeans.
The bouncer at the door stopped her and said "You can't come in here like that! For one... you aren't even wearing a costume."
But Suzie replied "This is my costume! I'm premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants!"
*bows*
Anyway, as for the comic, in DiDi's defense, if it takes HOURS of pleasure to get off, something is clearly wrong too. I understand that satisfying sex for both parties can be achieved easily in under 15 minutes. If you are going at it for hours with no pay off, then you are just going to be sore and unhappy if it does happen. At a certain point, about after 15 minutes of actual intercourse, not counting foreplay, sex just becomes work. If nothing it going down by that point, a girl should just kick the guy off and do something more productive.
My friend Suzie wanted to go to a costume party at the local club for Halloween, but she couldn't think of ANYTHING to wear. So then, she struck on idea. That night, she walked down to the club wearing nothing but a pair of jeans.
The bouncer at the door stopped her and said "You can't come in here like that! For one... you aren't even wearing a costume."
But Suzie replied "This is my costume! I'm premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants!"
*bows*
Anyway, as for the comic, in DiDi's defense, if it takes HOURS of pleasure to get off, something is clearly wrong too. I understand that satisfying sex for both parties can be achieved easily in under 15 minutes. If you are going at it for hours with no pay off, then you are just going to be sore and unhappy if it does happen. At a certain point, about after 15 minutes of actual intercourse, not counting foreplay, sex just becomes work. If nothing it going down by that point, a girl should just kick the guy off and do something more productive.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
*considers choking you*Gil Hamilton wrote:This strip reminds me of a joke.
My friend Suzie wanted to go to a costume party at the local club for Halloween, but she couldn't think of ANYTHING to wear. So then, she struck on idea. That night, she walked down to the club wearing nothing but a pair of jeans.
The bouncer at the door stopped her and said "You can't come in here like that! For one... you aren't even wearing a costume."
But Suzie replied "This is my costume! I'm premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants!"
*bows*
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Kid Kool (1988) for the Nintendo Entertainment System is GROSSLY underrated. Sure the concept could've been presented a little better, but it doesn't deserve the hate it gets in some circles.
Kid Kool (1988) for the Nintendo Entertainment System is GROSSLY underrated. Sure the concept could've been presented a little better, but it doesn't deserve the hate it gets in some circles.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
Wait a minute...so the deal is that Didi seems to have gotten with nothing but a bunch of premature ejaculaters. So when the act of sex did happen they just went on for a few minutes and just blew their wads and couldn't perform after that. So she never had a chance to get off. Crap. Curse her beautiful looks. This does not make the men of Canada look good.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
I've drawn worse...JMac85 wrote:Heh, I've seen worse.Dave Zero1 wrote:That guy got arrested because the pictures depicted explicit sexual activitym not because they were nude. Not that one shouldnt go to Jail for having naked pictures of the kids in the simpsons or pokemon.
So what was the inspiration for all these character names? Funny coincidence... I happen to have 2 brothers Eric and Daniel, and friends Fred, James and Dave. I'm sure this is just a coincidence though...
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
I WANT MY CHANCE!!!
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
Me TOO! I bet I can last two whole minutes if I daydream about Herbert Hoover throwing a baseball.Hobbamock wrote:I WANT MY CHANCE!!!
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Kid Kool (1988) for the Nintendo Entertainment System is GROSSLY underrated. Sure the concept could've been presented a little better, but it doesn't deserve the hate it gets in some circles.
Kid Kool (1988) for the Nintendo Entertainment System is GROSSLY underrated. Sure the concept could've been presented a little better, but it doesn't deserve the hate it gets in some circles.
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MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!brnleague99 wrote:Me TOO! I bet I can last two whole minutes if I daydream about Herbert Hoover throwing a baseball.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
WilliamCA wrote:Wait a minute...so the deal is that Didi seems to have gotten with nothing but a bunch of premature ejaculaters. So when the act of sex did happen they just went on for a few minutes and just blew their wads and couldn't perform after that. So she never had a chance to get off. Crap. Curse her beautiful looks. This does not make the men of Canada look good.
Don't worry, You find plenty of those everywhere in the world.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
I can't believe no one brought this up yet.
In the light of this update, the suggestion somebody made in the other thread that Gary could help her out is almost laughable. He wouldn't even make negative 30 seconds; remember, he passed out from Zii pressing her boobs in his face.
The mere sight of Epic Boobs would probably kill the poor guy.
In the light of this update, the suggestion somebody made in the other thread that Gary could help her out is almost laughable. He wouldn't even make negative 30 seconds; remember, he passed out from Zii pressing her boobs in his face.
The mere sight of Epic Boobs would probably kill the poor guy.
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Good point. However, Zii could have a hand in raising his endurance ,then pair him with Didi.Paul wrote:I can't believe no one brought this up yet.
In the light of this update, the suggestion somebody made in the other thread that Gary could help her out is almost laughable. He wouldn't even make negative 30 seconds; remember, he passed out from Zii pressing her boobs in his face.
The mere sight of Epic Boobs would probably kill the poor guy.
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Foreplay didn't help Erik.JosephP wrote:Although the problem is simple solved, just needs a little bit of foreplay and some control of speed.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
Paul wrote:Foreplay didn't help Erik.JosephP wrote:Although the problem is simple solved, just needs a little bit of foreplay and some control of speed.
True, but I I also said speed control too. lol
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
Not only has Gary seen Didi's breasts, he's seen her completely naked with a half naked Zii climbing all over her. He still lives.
Not that I think he could help her with her problem though. He'd get too much blood on the sheets.
Not that I think he could help her with her problem though. He'd get too much blood on the sheets.
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Re: 17-03-09 Negative 30 sec
oh boy...
1. DiDi needs to choose her male lovers better (yeah, i am offering... who wouldn't?)
2. she looks absolutely adorable in the first panel... not sure if she is hotter there or in her current incarnation
3. the strip managed to cheer me up
1. DiDi needs to choose her male lovers better (yeah, i am offering... who wouldn't?)
2. she looks absolutely adorable in the first panel... not sure if she is hotter there or in her current incarnation
3. the strip managed to cheer me up
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