28-05-09 Strictly into guys

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28-05-09 Strictly into guys

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That's gotta hurt.

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AHA! I'm the first poster (after Giz's message, obviously)!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!

erm...

Ok, I got nothing.

Carry on.



(Ok, I do think Gary is being too whiny for his age and elicits no sympathy from me because of it. But the fact the cat actually likes him and not just trying to make his life hell is adorable.)


Oh wait, I'm not the first poster now. Damn you, Otaku201 and your brief ninja-posting skillz!

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OK so is this another universe with Liz Adams in it, or is this the Cool Cat universe?

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Aaaawwww....pooor Gary.Good thing Dillon's there to cheer him up :D

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So... In one morning he's been abused for pornographic purposes, been belittled as a kisser and been told he's made less headway with women than his (previously fully) gay roommate. All we need now is Yuki to show up and remind him that he's a perv and we got a real humiliation conga line going.

But on the other hand... "a girl kisses girls better than I do", Gary? Not something to whine about, really.

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Gary, I'm telling you what I should have told someone else who was in a similar situation:

Man the fuck up and do something about it if you're so goddamn miserable. Stop losing your head over ever bit of skirt who walks in, get picky, develop standards and start treating women like people and not like the mysterious 'other'.

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Dill's even worse at reassuring people than DiDi...at least her 'Archie' analogy works, if you don't think too deeply on it... This is just pretty blatantly not going to work.
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Asaryu wrote:Gary, I'm telling you what I should have told someone else who was in a similar situation:

Man the fuck up and do something about it if you're so goddamn miserable. Stop losing your head over ever bit of skirt who walks in, get picky, develop standards and start treating women like people and not like the mysterious 'other'.

/rant
While obviously it would be better for Gary if he overcame his crippling paralysis, I'm not sure how getting picky would help.

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And National "Abuse Gary" Week gets off to a roaring start.

I'm hoping all this dumping on the poor guy is just to provide contrast for an arc full of awesomeness lining up for him.

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Dillon?

NOT HELPING! :(

What part of Gary being a virgin don't you understand? Any experience with women, even as practice, is more than what Gary's got! X(

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Aaaaaaaaand Gary's ego is in a puddle again.

Never mind the mop - where's the ShamWow??

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Ouch - Dillon was in a threesome in high school? Mind you, I probably wasn't as pretty as him in high school but still, I didn't even manage to be with one girl until I was in college. That's impressive.

However... I think you're being a bit harsh on Gary there, Asaryu.
Asaryu wrote:Man the fuck up and do something about it if you're so goddamn miserable. Stop losing your head over ever bit of skirt who walks in, get picky, develop standards and start treating women like people and not like the mysterious 'other'.

/rant
As someone who's been in a similar circumstance to Gary (just a few years younger), it's far from as easy as "manning up". Some people can be told by every person they know "you're a great guy, you're handsome, I don't know why you find it so hard to find a girl" and then never even get a date despite their best efforts. It's not about treating women like the mysterious 'other', it's about the co-operative nature of dating. A guy can't just "man up" and boom, he's with a girl. There has to also be the girl that's interested in who Gary is... and currently, we haven't seen Gary encounter a girl that meets these criteria, have we?

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While it is funny that even the gay man has had more action with the ladies that Gary, I'm starting to feel amounts of pity I have never felt for anyone before.... which is sad considering he's a comic character.

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