Sexual Experiences
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Re: Sexual Experiences
If Tony is there it most definitely will.
Glad you're moving closer to work. I also hope that some of the sex that happens there is done by you. But not with Tony. I don't think he'd treat you well.
Glad you're moving closer to work. I also hope that some of the sex that happens there is done by you. But not with Tony. I don't think he'd treat you well.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Abe is more of a ladies man than you'd think. I'd be the least laid of us three if we all lived together (which I'm trying to set up), but they'd try to help me out lol.
Tony would treat me well enough, I'm sure. He'd be an ass at the same time, but the good with the bad and all that haha.
Edit: Actually, if I were gay I'd be having way more sex. I don't know why guys hit on me so much, it's flattering but a little unnerving.
Tony would treat me well enough, I'm sure. He'd be an ass at the same time, but the good with the bad and all that haha.
Edit: Actually, if I were gay I'd be having way more sex. I don't know why guys hit on me so much, it's flattering but a little unnerving.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
I would.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Last night, I had a scandalous mug of rum and hot chocolate. It totally was a sexual experience.
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THIS. I cannot tell you how often I was actively pursued as a young man. I honestly believe that if I were attracted to men, I wouldn't have spent a single night alone from my late teen years until this very day. *shrugs* However, because I never freaked out about the attention was why I ended up having many gay friends through the years, and considered "straight but not narrow". ;)midgetshrimp wrote:Actually, if I were gay I'd be having way more sex. I don't know why guys hit on me so much, it's flattering but a little unnerving.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
I need sex. I REALLY REALLY need sex. Distance relationships are hard. having a (for the UK at least) heatwave does not help matters.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Heh,same here SyanideAngel, only thing is i'm single for WAY to long and finding a nice girlfriend is hard these day...
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Go meet some dudes that have a large social circle or large family. You'll come across someone.
I'd like to throw in another question
What is your fantasy?
I'd like to throw in another question
What is your fantasy?
.........all that remains are Drugs and Alcohol!
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Heh. Didn't check the date on that last post, did you?
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This thread has been dead for so long, actually forgot I ever wrote my that post.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Does that mean you don't really need sex as much now, and that the heatwave is over?
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That one's easy: it's because it sounds disgusting. Society's got nothing to do with that. ~Gotoh
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It's wintery and cold now instead but my need is the about the same. Always high.
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I find this thread oddly and mildly depressing.
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Re: Sexual Experiences
Listening to others talk about sex never gets old, so the date doesnt matter.Retiarius wrote:Heh. Didn't check the date on that last post, did you?
For those who say Im not getting any, well no I am asking what your fantasy?
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I still haven't had sex, but I helped my gf have six orgasms tonight. Last night was a few too, and she made me feel... things... Apparently I've been making her horny lately ;)
You don't need a reason to help people. ~Zidane Tribal
Geez. Why are adults so pigheaded? ~Palom
How do you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist... ~Vivi Orunitia
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. ~Amarant Coral
ADD is a double edged sword. Also the handle is a blade.
That one's easy: it's because it sounds disgusting. Society's got nothing to do with that. ~Gotoh
Geez. Why are adults so pigheaded? ~Palom
How do you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist... ~Vivi Orunitia
The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. ~Amarant Coral
ADD is a double edged sword. Also the handle is a blade.
That one's easy: it's because it sounds disgusting. Society's got nothing to do with that. ~Gotoh