Quote-tastic!
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Kids say the darnedest things
Taken from a not-quite family member we call Grancie.
Ok, so Macy and I are having a conversation and it goes like this: "how old is Grama Hodge?" "what do you think?" "is she 60 or 80?" I told her "90" then she asked how old I am..."how old do you think?" "60 or 80?" and I said "is there something in between?" and she said... "a hamburger"....
So...ok...I'm a hamburger
Taken from a not-quite family member we call Grancie.
Ok, so Macy and I are having a conversation and it goes like this: "how old is Grama Hodge?" "what do you think?" "is she 60 or 80?" I told her "90" then she asked how old I am..."how old do you think?" "60 or 80?" and I said "is there something in between?" and she said... "a hamburger"....
So...ok...I'm a hamburger
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Hamburger? thats a whoopin.
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Do you mean whopper?
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i was misremembering this
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Ahhh. I get it.
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thats a paddlin
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"LOOK AT ME, she screamed from a tiny corner on a speck of dust circling a small star, one of billions in a galaxy, one of billions in space."
Saw this quote on a friend's facebook page.
Saw this quote on a friend's facebook page.
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It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
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People are not giant walking genitalia...except, perhaps, metaphorically.
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Word Porn on Facebook is pretty good about quotes. Had to scroll down a bit to get to this gem:
A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered like an angel is the face of immortality. Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide. - Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
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Well, mission accomplished, Chuck.
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crap... I heard a clever one, yet it doesn't really translate well into English.
I'll give it a go anyway to translate it literally. The meaning is in brackets.
"Happiness is the only thing that multiplies (grows) when you divide (share) it."
I'll give it a go anyway to translate it literally. The meaning is in brackets.
"Happiness is the only thing that multiplies (grows) when you divide (share) it."
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Re: Quote-tastic!
A true pilot is never lost.
He knows he is in the sky.
He maybe uncertain of his position in relation to the ground but that is a minor issue.
Stolen from another website.
He knows he is in the sky.
He maybe uncertain of his position in relation to the ground but that is a minor issue.
Stolen from another website.
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For yira:
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From a friend on another site.
When the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generally laughed at, you might want to think why.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.