Quote-tastic!
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MerchManDan
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"The next advertisement you see could destroy your house and EAT YOUR FAMILY!!"
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Holy s*** really!? :shock:MerchManDan wrote:"The next advertisement you see could destroy your house and EAT YOUR FAMILY!!"
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Sgt Bilko
Wally: I don't think the guys like me"
Sgt: What makes you say that?
Wally: they wrote me a note, "wally, we don't like you" and they all signed it."
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Oh how the gods look down
And frown at those who never stood said
"My name is no-one"
Then went a little mad
Wally: I don't think the guys like me"
Sgt: What makes you say that?
Wally: they wrote me a note, "wally, we don't like you" and they all signed it."
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Oh how the gods look down
And frown at those who never stood said
"My name is no-one"
Then went a little mad
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Anything George Carlin ever said.
Here's some of my favourites:
"What's black and white and red all over? ---- A nun hit by a bus".
"Did you hear the one about the Pedophile who skipped breakfast?" ---- He said that he'd grab a little something on the way".
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
...But He loves you."
Oh yeah, and of course- the most badass guy in history, Sergeant Major Dan Daly:
"Come on, you sons of bitches- do you want to live forever?"
Here's some of my favourites:
"What's black and white and red all over? ---- A nun hit by a bus".
"Did you hear the one about the Pedophile who skipped breakfast?" ---- He said that he'd grab a little something on the way".
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
...But He loves you."
Oh yeah, and of course- the most badass guy in history, Sergeant Major Dan Daly:
"Come on, you sons of bitches- do you want to live forever?"
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Carl Sagan wrote:Roses are red because they contain anthrocyanin and are slightly acidic,
Violets are blue because they contain anthrocyanin and are slightly alkaline.
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A friend of mine wrote:When I want your whiney-arsed cry-baby opinion, I'll give it to you.
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From an IRL Conversation:
That's really the full extent of my wit.Friend: You're so damn forgetful.
Me: Yup, I sure am.
Friend: That doesn't bother you?
Me: Nope, because I've probably cured cancer, written my autobiography, and sued Bill Gates for all he has. I just forgot it all.
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My first physics teacher claimed water can't be pumped any higher than 9.8 metres.
He was a tool.
He was a tool.
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ROFLArantor wrote:A friend of mine wrote:When I want your whiney-arsed cry-baby opinion, I'll give it to you.
That rules.
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The 'when I want your opinion' quote from a person, a good friend of mine, who proclaims themself to be "The Bastard. Not merely a Bastard, but The Bastard. Capital T, capital B."
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Does he measure up to xkcd's classhole, the man with the hat? 8-)Arantor wrote:The 'when I want your opinion' quote from a person, a good friend of mine, who proclaims themself to be "The Bastard. Not merely a Bastard, but The Bastard. Capital T, capital B."
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anonymous wrote:Say something smart and people will remember your name forever
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Ahh, that anonymous...*wipes tear*...he really knew where it was at.
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The Bastard was operating, alive and well, long before Mr Black Hat were to emerge. Though now he's married with a kid, I can only use the line from Fez from That 70's Show about him: whipped like the family pig.Don Alexander wrote:Does he measure up to xkcd's classhole, the man with the hat? 8-)
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Arantor wrote:The Bastard was operating, alive and well, long before Mr Black Hat were to emerge. Though now he's married with a kid, I can only use the line from Fez from That 70's Show about him: whipped like the family pig.Don Alexander wrote:Does he measure up to xkcd's classhole, the man with the hat? 8-)
That reminds me...
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