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Re: Jabber!

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:59 am
by Don Alexander
Headline: "Leonardo da Vinci may have painted another 'Mona Lisa'"

I'm so tired I read "Leonardo di Caprio..." and thought: "Mad skillz, bro."

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:46 am
by yiraheerai
One time, at work, I glanced at the calendar on the fridge and it said "Bully free kids" and my mind went "...FREE kids???" like they were giving kids away for free or something.

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:44 pm
by BlairFan
There was a song which sounded to me like "Looks like tomatoes" but it really was "Looks like we made it." (Actually, more like "toe-may-tehs.) ;)

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:25 am
by yiraheerai
I sympathize with that sort of mishearing so hard.

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:23 pm
by BlairFan
Yiraheerai, I actually have a book of them. It's got a cartoon of Jimi Hendrix on the cover, because in one of his songs (Purple Haze) he sings "Excuse me while I kiss this sky" but some people thought he sang "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." ;)

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:17 am
by yiraheerai
That one's understandable though. "Looks like tomatoes" vs "looks like we made it" sound nothing alike. That's the sort of thing I was talking about. I do it quite a bit.

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:01 am
by Azrael
@BlairFan: I've seen that book. Back when I constantly misheard lyrics when listening to music on the radio. One example is Def Leppard's Rock of Ages. What I always heard was:
"No serenades
No Pearly Gates
Just the pyre's in the air"


It wasn't until I bought the album that I learned it was actually:
"No serenades
No fire brigade
Just the pyromania"

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:13 am
by Don Alexander
And now I have that song stuck in my head! :P

I always thought it was "fire brigades." Well, close enough.

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:45 pm
by BlairFan
@DA and @Azrael, I hear lyrics in Def Leppard songs that are way off their real lyric often, so I think there's something about their singing.
(Azrael, I bet your favorite DL song is "Nine Lives" ;)

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:01 pm
by Don Alexander
@BlairFan: Yeah, they're BRITISH! :P

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:57 pm
by BlairFan
Today, Monday is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Wikipedia has an article connected to its front page. Let's be sex positive, not sex negative, and treat everyone with respect.

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:56 pm
by Don Alexander
In other words: FUCK IT ALL!!!

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:00 am
by BlairFan
@DA, well, that too. ;)

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:22 am
by Azrael
A very Happy Thanksgiving to all my neighbors to the North. :ymparty:



And a very happy Indigenous Peoples Resistance Day to everyone here in the U. S. :p

Re: Jabber!

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:24 am
by Azrael
My browser screen gave me a bit of a start when I booted it up today. Right at the top was a big picture of Betty White. :| Fortunately, it was just an article about her having the Guinness' record for the longest career for a female entertainer on television at 80 years. #:-s