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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:52 am
by Don Alexander
So, new allegations against Trump...
Probably happened on a Tuesday.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:40 pm
by BlairFan
Another elephant joke, anyone?
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
"A." Well, have you ever tried to iron one?
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:27 am
by Don Alexander
History in the Making...
Regardless of who wins the US presidential election this November, we will witness first time history being made.
If Hilary Clinton wins the presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other.
If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:54 pm
by BlairFan
The motto of the US Senate:
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:13 pm
by BlairFan
Q. Why did the skeleton refuse to watch the scary movie?
A. Because he didn't have the guts.
Happy Halloween/Samhain to all!
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:03 pm
by BlairFan
Old joke: If she has curves, he has angles.
Updated lesbian version: If she(1) has curves, she(2) has angles.
;)
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:09 am
by Don Alexander
Headline: "Tree falls on wedding party, killing 1"
I'm so damaged by these last weeks, I first read: "Trump falls on wedding party, killing 1"
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:28 pm
by BlairFan
Old joke, but still relevant:
"I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers, 20th century American humorist
For all you fervent Democrats out there, please don't think of that as an insult. Instead, think of it as advice.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:28 pm
by Lokitsu
What's the difference between a dilapidated greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job?
The former is a crusty bus station...
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:46 pm
by BlairFan
Here's a mean joke from long ago:
He's a sophisticated juvenile delinquent. He smokes only filtered marijuana cigarets.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:23 pm
by yiraheerai
I dislike the style of the tumblr but if you've watched the new Voltron,
this person had the fandom wanting to take up arms.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:32 pm
by BlairFan
Beautiful young woman : So you want to go out with me honey?
Dirty old man: No. I want to go in.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:56 pm
by Lokitsu
If minorities play the Race Card and women play the Gender Card, what do rednecks play?
The Trump Card.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:23 am
by Azrael
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:34 am
by yiraheerai
It's very bad but it's also a cat getting catcalled so