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pretty much explains itself!

When you get your eyebrows shaved off somehow. DONT draw in faux eyebrows...with ANYTHING.
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Tenjen wrote:pretty much explains itself!

When you get your eyebrows shaved off somehow. DONT draw in faux eyebrows...with ANYTHING.
I can add to that. Don't EVER shave off your eyebrows on a dare! You look stupid! Not that I've done this myself, but I have friends who have.
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Random Advice #45923:
never EVER use rubbing alcohol and fire to sterilise a pin, especially not in a location with blue background

...it may be almost a minute before you realise your hand is on fire... yeah... :-s
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Never tell a boy that he was disappointingly small. You will bruise his ego.
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Random advice #5257323 for both boys and girls:

Unless you plan to be utterly faithful (if you are in a relationship) or utterly have no interest in sex, always have some rubbers with you. You never know when you might get a chance at some fun. Even if it's a bunch of astronomers on some remote mountaintop... #-o
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Don Alexander wrote:Random advice #5257323 for both boys and girls:

Unless you plan to be utterly faithful (if you are in a relationship) or utterly have no interest in sex, always have some rubbers with you. You never know when you might get a chance at some fun. Even if it's a bunch of astronomers on some remote mountaintop... #-o
double advice, but this just can't be stressed enough :-bd
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yeah...blowing them up is great fun, and a party trick for the whole family!
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You missed out the "or aren't going to have a one-nighter". Which is why I've never even touched a packet of condoms :)
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Phoenix wrote:You missed out the "or aren't going to have a one-nighter". Which is why I've never even touched a packet of condoms :)
When I wrote "or utterly have no interest in sex" I was thinking of you specifically. :P
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A USA person on a forum advised "Never stick your dick in crazy".
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I agree! Of my best friends 5 girlfriends, 4 of them are crazy. I've been targeted more than once by his jealous ex girlfriends being fucking nuts.

That's the advice I've been giving him for years. Stop sticking your dick into crazy.
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It's fine to ask "What does this button do?"

Just don't press it!
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Bears, for you are crunchy, and taste good with bacon." :ymdevil:
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Do not ask somebody if you are a good kisser if you are her first boyfriend. How the HELL is she supposed to know?

Which, I don't think I've mentioned, but I think he figured out I was getting bored... He's... changed it up a little... :ymblushing: But still. How the hell am I supposed to know? And that was, I quote, my answer.
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Do not eat the food they serve at strip clubs.
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