Super-Bat-Spider-Guy

[njbarsuli13]

I was walking along the dark streets of Chicago at night. At that time of night, everything seemed strange: the pavement was cracked and dirty; the faces seemed less friendly, almost evil; somewhere in the distance, a baby was crying. I felt cold and alone in a crowd of faces.

Suddenly, I saw a gun pointed directly at my head as a man in a mask whispered a warning into my ear: "Give me the wallet, and no one gets hurt." I panicked, knowing of no other option than to relinquish what I had. As I took the wallet from my pocket slowly and began to place it into the burglar's hands, a web came out of nowhere, and I heard a screeching sonar sound. The burglar dropped his gun and stepped back, covering his ears with his hands. I did the same, clutching onto my wallet still.

That's when I saw him: the masked hero.

He pulled up in his black spandex, his winged cape blowing in the wind. A webbed design covered his chest, with an 'S' carefully etched into the web.

"No fear. Super-Bat-Spider-Guy is here!"

He proceeded to pummel the burglar into submission and help me regain my composure. I remember watching on from the sidelines in awe. His spectacular ability to make sure justice was served amazed me.

When he was finished, he gave me a patented smile, while handing me a card.

"If you ever need any help...just make sure to call," he told me, giving me a slight wink as he did so.

It was an amazing night--one I would never forget.

[Dryope]

You're so lucky!!! I'm jealous. I wanna be mugged so Super-Bat-Spider-Guy can rescue me. No, wait, what am I saying. That's a horrible thing to wish for.

I'm glad you didn't have to give the criminal your wallet and that you got Super-Bat-Spider-Guy's card. Umm, that was his calling card, right? He didn't just hand you a pre-paid phone card and assume you knew his number?

[njbarsuli13]

Oh yeah. You know it was his personal card.

=)

[Dryope]

O.Em.Gee. You're speciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!! =3 Super-Bat-Spider-Guy doesn't give out his calling card to everyone he rescues. At least, so I'm given to understand. You're the only person I know who's actually met/been rescued by him.

[njbarsuli13]

Yeah...but it's only got his emergency number on it.

No home number or anything, unfortunately.

[Dave Zero1]

What's his weakness? Copyright laws?

[njbarsuli13]

Actually, according to your comic, Dave, his weakness seems to be the ladies.

...but definitely copyright laws as well.

[ShadowRaven]

I make one stupid comment and this is the result? AWESOME!!!

[Bear]

Actually, according to your comic, Dave, his weakness seems to be the ladies.

...but definitely copyright laws as well.

I think you mean Boobies. Both Epic and otherwise. :lol:

[ShadowRaven]

And creepy old women/dark lords of the Sith. I am not sure if that is a vulnerability, or if it's just because she is uber freaky.

[michi-no]

No no no no.... creepy old women aren't a weekness....


A creepy old woman is his ARCH ENEMY!

Mme Eunice DeVille... creature of the shadows, The Wrinkled Serpent!



... I mean.... come on- she's obviously got a lair! :lol:

[njbarsuli13]

Dude...true that.

Her evil villain name would probably just be "The Landlord" because that's all she would need to strike fear into everyone's soulds.

[Makkabee]

Especially Mr. Robinson's.

[MerchManDan]

... I mean.... come on- she's obviously got a lair! :lol:

"They set me up with this gorgeous lair! Do you have a lair?? I have a LAIR!!" :mrgreen:

[ShadowRaven]

I need a lair