Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread *VOTE NOW!*
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Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread *VOTE NOW!*
The Third Annual January Haiku Contest!
Here we are again with this easy-to-do, fun little contest. Write a Haiku!! (Or several - you can enter up to three verses for one Haiku.)
The format will still be the traditional 5 / 7 / 5 syllable arrangement.
Examples from a certain bear can be found in last year's contest.
Theres only three rules:
1. Only 1 Haiku in the given format of up to 3 verses may be entered per person.
2. No pictures or bribes.
3. Keep to the established forum guidelines with your entries.
The entry period is from now until the 27th of January. After which voting will take place until the 31st.
As always the prize is a shiny name color and rank title (if someone wins or is close to first place who does not have a title yet, that is).
This thread is for entries only, All discussion and questions to be in the normal related discussion thread.
EDIT: VOTING IS UP!!! YOU HAVE THREE VOTES AND FOUR DAYS!!!!
Here we are again with this easy-to-do, fun little contest. Write a Haiku!! (Or several - you can enter up to three verses for one Haiku.)
The format will still be the traditional 5 / 7 / 5 syllable arrangement.
Examples from a certain bear can be found in last year's contest.
Theres only three rules:
1. Only 1 Haiku in the given format of up to 3 verses may be entered per person.
2. No pictures or bribes.
3. Keep to the established forum guidelines with your entries.
The entry period is from now until the 27th of January. After which voting will take place until the 31st.
As always the prize is a shiny name color and rank title (if someone wins or is close to first place who does not have a title yet, that is).
This thread is for entries only, All discussion and questions to be in the normal related discussion thread.
EDIT: VOTING IS UP!!! YOU HAVE THREE VOTES AND FOUR DAYS!!!!
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Yuki makes a turn
While Kiley is the new nut
Sonya likes Gary
Zii digs a deep hole
DiDi's breast still distract all
Dillon gets Amber
Sandra, DeVille, Rob
Disappear. Lita as well
Nathan, a jackhole
While Kiley is the new nut
Sonya likes Gary
Zii digs a deep hole
DiDi's breast still distract all
Dillon gets Amber
Sandra, DeVille, Rob
Disappear. Lita as well
Nathan, a jackhole
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Anxiety comes
And so I hug myself tight
Comfort comes slowly
Silence is golden
Or so they keep telling me
They never hear it
There was a boob one
I had it composed, see
It just wasn't right
And so I hug myself tight
Comfort comes slowly
Silence is golden
Or so they keep telling me
They never hear it
There was a boob one
I had it composed, see
It just wasn't right
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
"When Zii met Yuki"
Is a tale we don't know
Let us hope we will
Yuki loves Gary
But has a tentacle fear
Will Kiley succeed?
Transformers are cool
Gary fixed Overlord
Zii is like "Oh snap!"
Is a tale we don't know
Let us hope we will
Yuki loves Gary
But has a tentacle fear
Will Kiley succeed?
Transformers are cool
Gary fixed Overlord
Zii is like "Oh snap!"
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Very talented
Haiku writers are to be
Found on this forum.
Haiku writers are to be
Found on this forum.
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Ace Wolfhart, student,
Victim of Blair's pervy spell.
Poor little Puppy.
Old clothes fit no more.
Now deals with naughty classmates
And slumber parties.
Trapped as a girl,
Will Ace return as a boy,
Or shall GrAce remain?
Victim of Blair's pervy spell.
Poor little Puppy.
Old clothes fit no more.
Now deals with naughty classmates
And slumber parties.
Trapped as a girl,
Will Ace return as a boy,
Or shall GrAce remain?
Many thanks to Raamyah for the avvie!!!!
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Petals Freeze
Frost tomb, crystal clear
Rose petals dance upon ice
Plucked from pasts warm
Winter is here now
The world is shrouded in gloom
Nothing perceived
Hone thy words, poet
Gaze upon the frozen stream
I'm feeling so cold...
(c) REDMAN 12. 01. 2011
Frost tomb, crystal clear
Rose petals dance upon ice
Plucked from pasts warm
Winter is here now
The world is shrouded in gloom
Nothing perceived
Hone thy words, poet
Gaze upon the frozen stream
I'm feeling so cold...
(c) REDMAN 12. 01. 2011
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Peter Piper picked
A peck of pickled peppers
It fits in Haiku
Old Mother Hubbard
Also fitting in Haiku
Sat in a cupboard
Old nursery rhymes
I'm sure I could think of more
But I'm too lazy. (Also, three stanzas)
A peck of pickled peppers
It fits in Haiku
Old Mother Hubbard
Also fitting in Haiku
Sat in a cupboard
Old nursery rhymes
I'm sure I could think of more
But I'm too lazy. (Also, three stanzas)
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
This is a haiku
My laziness is unmatched
1 2 3 4 5
My laziness is unmatched
1 2 3 4 5
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
Amazons and nerds
Double helpings of vampires
Gender confusion
Crazy Asian chicks
Werewolves, Succubi, Snake girls
Relationship mess
Evil little dolls
Het, hom, and trans sexuals
Pixie Trix Comix
Double helpings of vampires
Gender confusion
Crazy Asian chicks
Werewolves, Succubi, Snake girls
Relationship mess
Evil little dolls
Het, hom, and trans sexuals
Pixie Trix Comix
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
My favorite doll
Has incredibly good taste
But has no manners.
Has incredibly good taste
But has no manners.
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Re: Haiku Contest 2011: Entry Thread
My Haiku ode to School Bites.
Cherri Creeper dreams
Christopher's lips to touch hers
Showering embrace
Anarchy Bunny
Stuffed rabbit so very cool
Awesomely cuddly
Imp and Sugar Shock
A surprise couple but fun
Skinny dipping time
Cherri Creeper dreams
Christopher's lips to touch hers
Showering embrace
Anarchy Bunny
Stuffed rabbit so very cool
Awesomely cuddly
Imp and Sugar Shock
A surprise couple but fun
Skinny dipping time
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