Oh, Nadine, you are too good for her! You need a better girlfriend. Maybe Sandra... (well, no, not Sandra...while Eloise's reaction would be hilarious, for the sake of diversity I don't want the MA3-verse to lose its only non-bisexual female character...).
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Shotgun65 wrote:Foreseen. Now, we just wait until Pierre says something about "Sandra" or "Redhead" or have a picture of her, where Eloise will flip out.
Or have a still quite naked Sandra walk in to pay for those pastries she was sent to get in the first place.
Please, don't come to me expecting me to fix your problems.
"She tasks me. She tasks me, and I shall have her! I'll chase her 'round my cousin's Boulangerie, and 'round the Palais Royal, and Dark Matter Games, and 'round Perdition's FLAMES before I give her up!!"
And now, to batten down the hatches, for the storm to come late Wednesday afternoon.
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-- Motto of Hogshead Publishing of fond memory, and wise words to set your Foes List by. Avatar misappropriated from the wonderful XKCD.
Nadine: You were jealous that your cousin was schtupping Sandra. That's why you killed him, too!
Eloise: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Sandra. I hated her, so much... It-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Nadine: You were jealous that your cousin was schtupping Sandra. That's why you killed him, too!
Eloise: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Sandra. I hated her, so much... It-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
The funny part is that Madeline Kahn improvised that scene, apparently.
I miss her. Sigh...
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Eisu wrote:Ooh, ooh, I know! Eloise killed Sandra in the Kitchen with the Candlestick holder!
Eloise is Miss Scarlett, and Sandra would be in Eloise's mind Miss Peach, who tries to look so innocent, but is actually evil and conniving when it comes to Eloise's wants and desires