Granted: Your grandparents die in a horrible car crash, and accidentally set fire to an orphanage. You feel awful about the orphans, but the city spends the money they save on the orphans on a plaque commemorating your grandparents as pillars of the community. It makes you feel ill.
I wish...I wish I could go spend my voucher today! I wants smexy underclothes.
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Asaryu wrote:I wish...I wish I could go spend my voucher today! I wants smexy underclothes.
Granted! But the smexy underclothes you buy end up being something that irritates your skin... in very tender places that you don't want a negative reaction.
I wish that the Tampa Bay Lightning were having such a good season they're predicted to win the Stanley Cup this year. They stink this year.
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Granted... ok no, I can't do that with a straight face. But on their next road trip, their bus gets hit by a plane (it's happened, see: Randy Rhodes) and everyone dies except the first line and Olie the Goalie. Now you start winning more games.
I sish wishes were fishes, because fish are delicious.
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Teacher2B wrote:Granted. But you develop a severe alergy to fish and you can't eat them nevermore.
I wish I had my own room.
Granted, but all the spiders living in it are rather perturbed at your intrusion.
I wish we were having a Christmas dinner instead of a Christmas brunch. I haven't had my fix of glazed spiral ham in two years! The withdrawals... are epic...
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Tenjen wrote:I wish i could meet Roland Deschain from the Dark Tower series.
Granted. He shoots you.
I wish my mom would hurry up with the Christmas lasagna!! I'm hungry!
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Wish granted, but they develop a rare type of amnesia which renders them unable to remember who you are. Frightened of your seemingly inexplicable behavior towards them (who is this guy?), they call the cops on you. You are arrested and spend several lonely nights in jail, where you are raped. It haunts you for the rest of your life.
I wish that all doctors had to give candy to their patients after every visit.
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