During sex when you just couldn't find the right hole... or just a plain embarrassing moment like, your mom telling all your friends on your 20th birthday how you reacted to your first boner when you were, like, 8... (happened to me......
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Sooo, let's share them
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I'll start the show with a few:
I once was being hit on by a homosexual guy while dating my girlfriend.
I was in a sleeveless shirt (it was august) and I had my first tattoo for a few months (a Dragon on my arm).
And this bartender walks up to me, the drinks were on him because (and he gently stroked my arm while saying it) I had "such a masculine tattoo".
And my girlfriend just collapsed from laughter.
And this one time, at band camp....
LOL! No, just kidding.
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At a school recital I was part of the supporting crew (I was 14 or so), and we had a gym-hall set up for the next monday class and I knew it was full of trampolines.
Since we were only there to see if everyone would keep out of the locker rooms, a friend and I were bored stiff.
So I suggested we'd sneak into the gym-hall for some trampoline fun.
Unfortunately, we'd had to go through the locker rooms first.
Little did we know the graduate girls were changing for their act at THAT exact locker room.
We're talking about 17-18 year old girls, being almost naked in there.
I barged in, realizing far too late that the locker room was filled with girls in their undies.
So I pulled my T-shirt in front of my eyes and just kept on walking to the gym-hall, thinking my friend would follow me.
No such luck... I was in the gym-hall, alone... girls screaming in the locker room behind me.
Sooooo, I had to track back.
Screams were louder, shirt was raised higher, and when I was just about to walk out, our English teacher went to see what the screaming was about.
I bumped into her, my face between her D cup breasts, my hands grabbing her ass because I fell backwards... I got detention for 4 weeks because of that joke...
Happiest day of my life though
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