Re: The Kilo-Post Fan-Fics
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:39 pm
And now, another Teach fan-fic
Teacher2B wrote:Well, 500 posts later...my 4k fanfic...
Well Angel, I think is my duty to show you the Cave and introduce you to its dwellers. Are you comfy on my shoulder? Great. And you, little devil? No! No being naughty or I will bring out the chibi-paddle...
Well, that's DnE's bunker. He is the Lord Marshall of the Kodiak Bear Guard and keeps the entrance of the Cave safe... No, no, don't be afraid of the Kodiaks. They won't hurt you, as you are with an Elder. And they are easily bribable with bacon...plus, they fear the Kodiak sized paddle... Oh, that? Ah, that mountain is the Glassheap mountain. It is made of empty Bailey's bottles... Yes, we drink too much of it.
Oh, over there you can see the Bubbliebaff. Our Tentacoo Goddess lives in the depths of it. But now she has gone on honeymoon with MS, our Pirate Jesus. So JVD, the lizardy Queen is taking care of her place... Oh, to the East of the Bubbliebaff is Farsingeru's room. But I am not sure where, as it is too well hidden...
This is the throne room. Those are all the Elders thrones. Mine is that dark blue one over there. Very comfy it is... Hush, Beary Mod is asleep on his throne. Be careful not to awaaa..... Xar! Come here, you naughty kitty!! No sharpening your claws on the thrones!!! Ermm.... Oh, hi Bear. No, no, it's ok. These are my new Pets. Yes, I will take care of them. Yes, I you can have more Bailey's. Here you go... Sleep well... Phew… That was close... I think I'll better take you to the kitchen... LSD lives there. She does the yummiest foods. Do you want some kitty treats?
I told both of you not to eat so many treats. You're both a bit heavy on my shoulders... Hey! No biting... Oh! Here's the Garden. Be careful of the Audreys. They bite... The Zen Master of the Garden and his shadowy minions are not there at the moment. We should take care of the plants one of these days >>
That over there is the balcony. That's where our Sithlord and Sithlady live. Oh, and they have a petting zoo too!! No, we are not going there... Too many stairs >> I still remember after last Christmas. My legs were aching too much... No, no, hush, hush… Don't be scared of the buzzing sound. That's just Radbaron flying over the Cave.
Well, before finishing I want to show both of you something... This is my room. Very big, isn't it? Oh, and there are two other smaller rooms here. One is Frankie's, though he rarely uses it, and the other is Alison's bedroom. So cute, all in pink and full of plushies. Oh, wait, Frankie's room is also like that... Oh, look there! See that up in the walls? Those are the tunnels. Pepperkitty uses them to come and go quickly. Those there lead to other forumites' rooms. Those gave easy access to the ebil things stock… I hope Az has not been raiding it again. But I want to show you something pretty. But wait... BAMF! Ahh... Kitty form again... So nice. Why do I always keep my human form? Oh, yes... Thumbs! Well, follow me through this tunnel...
Isn't this pretty? This is the Forest behind the Elder Cave. Here resides our Lynx Shaman, but now he has gone to India for two months... This place brings back so many memories... Yes, I miss him a lot *sigh*... No, I am ok, thanks... Now that I remember, he used to have loads of candy ammunition, though that was before the Kodiaks raided the place. Let's see if we can find something...
Good you could find some caramel over there. Tenjen is very fond of caramel... Erm… Nothing... Oh, look there! The critters are building somethi... No! Xar! Bad kitty! No playing with lun... Erm... No scaring the critters! And no pouting at me!... Aww, why so scared? Turn around? Okay... Epp!! Frankie! No, Frankie! It's me, Teach... BAMF! How many times have I told you NOT to hug me while in kitty form?... Wait... Why are you all looking at me like that? Ack! Naked again! I really need to look for better clothes in that shape-shifting catalogue...