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I lol'd...

than suffered a concussion of endless flashbacks.
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Ode to the Jester

Confusedly good
Oft misunderstood
One wishes he would
Speak more clearly.

Apparently green
And somewhat obscene
But who needs it clean?
Writ sincerely.

Seems without path
Yet he offers a laugh
And the understood half
We hold dearly.

If it were my device
I would have him think twice
And make much more concise
His point nearly.

But try as we might
There's just no end in sight
To the grammatical fright
That is Oni.
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Aww thanks it touched me deeply and anyway working on it!

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I must say, I think it's been the most fun to write so far.
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midgetshrimp wrote:Ode to the Jester
:o :arrow: :arrow: :shock: :arrow: :arrow: :) :arrow: :arrow: :D :arrow: :arrow: :lol: :arrow: :arrow: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Ok, question before I post... is a 17 page play too long to post here?
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midgetshrimp wrote:Ok, question before I post... is a 17 page play too long to post here?
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Well, there's the issue of what the board accepts (unless you just link to it) and what everyone is willing to read...

To tell the truth, I would not find the time to read something like that right now, sorry. :?
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Okay, I know I said it's Bards Corner... but I think a 17 page play is taking it a little too far. We weren't hoping for Shakespere V2 or anything. lol.

Probably best to post a link to it MS so its not clogging up the forum with a 10,000 word posts loading time.

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That's why I asked. Ok, here's a link to a forum where I did post it:

http://www.avendar.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=2915

Written by a friend as an assignment. Pen name Abel McBane.
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midgetshrimp wrote:That's why I asked. Ok, here's a link to a forum where I did post it:

http://www.avendar.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=2915

Written by a friend as an assignment. Pen name Abel McBane.
What, you did not even write it?? :o

Did you find out what TDLR means?? Ahh... Google helps: "Too long, didn't read." (I had guessed "Too long do read.", perhaps the guy had a cold :D ). But really... Quoting the whole thing again only to say one did not read it in FOUR LETTERS has got to be the most insane waste of bytes after Windows Millenium...

Edit: I see you have the rank "Spammer" on the board!! :lol:
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Anyone with over 500 posts is a spammer. So, since I've been there for about three years (new server about 2), my spammer status is a given. But yea, Like I said, 17 pages is a bit long to post once as it is.

And no, the longest story I ever wrote was an unfinished short story about 9 pages long in the 8th grade. I don't know what happened to it, but it was of the Fantasy genre. I got an A, of course.

What did you think of it? He wants feedback. :lol:
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midgetshrimp wrote:What did you think of it? He wants feedback. :lol:
TLDR :P
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Oh... you mangy cur you.
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Now that was an extremely interesting play... Didn't quite get what was happening, but it was still interesting. lol.

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midgetshrimp wrote:Oh... you mangy cur you.
You have been Smart Alec'd! :lol:

I'll read it, don't worry.
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