Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip??
To get to the other... um.
To get to the other... um.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
To find the inside of the Klein bottle?Don Alexander wrote:Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip??
To get to the other... um.
I think outside the tesseract.
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The Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor, and asks "Make me one with everything."
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!Dirty n Evil wrote:The Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor, and asks "Make me one with everything."
*****//*****
not sure if this has been said here but o well.
A man and woman, recently married are with the mans friends as the party is winding down.
Goaded by his friends, the man decides to flex his ego and takes off his pants and tells his wife to wear them under her gown, just "to prove a point"
However after trying to wear them, they kept falling off and she says.
"honey i cant wear these pants"
the men laugh uproariously and she understands.
"you know your place then, dont you" says the husband
The wife smiles and bursts out laughing
The man is relieved and happy that she's taken his joke in good faith and accepted her role in their relationship
reaches into her gown and slips off her panties,
"here, try to get into these :3" she says.
The man, thinking something kinky, laughs and tries to put them. but after a few attempts...
"erm..i cant seem to honey..."
"oh? well i guess you wont be getting into my panties till you fix that goddamn attitude"
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WARNING!! This one is gross.
Guy walks into a bar. Settles down and wants to order something to eat. He looks at the guy who is sitting next to him. He has a big plate of steaming, thick chili in front of him!! Man, does that look yummy! So he orders: "Same as what that guy is having." The bartender is apologetic, but tells him the chili is out. The man just wants to leave when the other guy shoves the plate over. "Here, you can have it. Don't want it any more." Huh, thinks the man. Well, whatever. he gets a new spoon and starts eating. Oh, man, this is the best chili he's ever had! So he's really spooning it in, closing his eyes, getting lost in the bliss... When his spoon hits something big and hard. He looks down and sees a dead rat at the bottom of the bowl. He throws up all of the chili into the bowl, feeling sick unto death. The other guy looks over: "Yeah, that's as far as I got too."
Guy walks into a bar. Settles down and wants to order something to eat. He looks at the guy who is sitting next to him. He has a big plate of steaming, thick chili in front of him!! Man, does that look yummy! So he orders: "Same as what that guy is having." The bartender is apologetic, but tells him the chili is out. The man just wants to leave when the other guy shoves the plate over. "Here, you can have it. Don't want it any more." Huh, thinks the man. Well, whatever. he gets a new spoon and starts eating. Oh, man, this is the best chili he's ever had! So he's really spooning it in, closing his eyes, getting lost in the bliss... When his spoon hits something big and hard. He looks down and sees a dead rat at the bottom of the bowl. He throws up all of the chili into the bowl, feeling sick unto death. The other guy looks over: "Yeah, that's as far as I got too."
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Okay.. that was disgusting... *Uses high potency thread-bleach on Don*
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Bear wrote:Okay.. that was disgusting... *Uses high potency thread-bleach on Don*
I did place a warning before it.
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Cheese.
A chick goes to a food store and asks for a tomato.
The clerk weights it, packs it, she pays and leaves.
After a few minutes, she comes back, asking for another tomato.
The clerk weighs it, packs it, she lays and leaves.
Again she comes, asking for yet another tomato.
"Lady", cries the clerk,"why don't you just get a pound of tomatoes at once?"
to which she replies "Well, how was I supposed to know the guy had that much cheese?"
A chick goes to a food store and asks for a tomato.
The clerk weights it, packs it, she pays and leaves.
After a few minutes, she comes back, asking for another tomato.
The clerk weighs it, packs it, she lays and leaves.
Again she comes, asking for yet another tomato.
"Lady", cries the clerk,"why don't you just get a pound of tomatoes at once?"
to which she replies "Well, how was I supposed to know the guy had that much cheese?"
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
I don't get it. Should I get it? Because I don't...Fen wrote:Cheese.
A chick goes to a food store and asks for a tomato.
The clerk weights it, packs it, she pays and leaves.
After a few minutes, she comes back, asking for another tomato.
The clerk weighs it, packs it, she lays and leaves.
Again she comes, asking for yet another tomato.
"Lady", cries the clerk,"why don't you just get a pound of tomatoes at once?"
to which she replies "Well, how was I supposed to know the guy had that much cheese?"
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Why is the Dalai Lama bad at vacuuming?
Because he has no attachments.
...I have another Dalai Lama joke, actually!
The Dalai Lama calls a Pizza company, and the clerk on the 'phone asks him what he'd like.
'Hmm,' he says, 'I can't choose. Make me one with everything.'
My 9-year-old sister loves the following;
Why did the jelly wobble? Because it saw the milkshake.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and laughing? The nun that pushed her.
Because he has no attachments.
...I have another Dalai Lama joke, actually!
The Dalai Lama calls a Pizza company, and the clerk on the 'phone asks him what he'd like.
'Hmm,' he says, 'I can't choose. Make me one with everything.'
My 9-year-old sister loves the following;
Why did the jelly wobble? Because it saw the milkshake.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and laughing? The nun that pushed her.
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One of my friends worse jokes...
"Why did Nivea Cream? Because Max Factor".
"Why did Nivea Cream? Because Max Factor".
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Retiarius wrote:I’ve never been rickrolled myself. The only actual rickroll that I thought was hilarious was Cartoon Network’s float at the recent Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which was based on their cartoon, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Rick Astley actually came out of the float in the middle of the puppets’ song to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up”. It takes a certain amount of perverted class to rickroll yourself and hire the guy to actually sing the song.Bear wrote:Rick Rolling stopped being funny about 2 minutes after it started.
that was freakin funny .. tho i had to explain to my parents as well what it was about ...
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Ah, so it IS my language .midgetshrimp wrote: I don't get it. Should I get it? Because I don't...
Most people would go ewwwww when I say this, though I've never tried it in English.Eh, really bad joke, then:P
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