Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
So, new allegations against Trump...
Probably happened on a Tuesday.
Probably happened on a Tuesday.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Another elephant joke, anyone?
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
"A." Well, have you ever tried to iron one?
Q. Why are elephants so wrinkled?
"A." Well, have you ever tried to iron one?
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
History in the Making...
Regardless of who wins the US presidential election this November, we will witness first time history being made.
If Hilary Clinton wins the presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other.
If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
Regardless of who wins the US presidential election this November, we will witness first time history being made.
If Hilary Clinton wins the presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other.
If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
The motto of the US Senate:
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Q. Why did the skeleton refuse to watch the scary movie?
A. Because he didn't have the guts.
Happy Halloween/Samhain to all!
A. Because he didn't have the guts.
Happy Halloween/Samhain to all!
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Old joke: If she has curves, he has angles.
Updated lesbian version: If she(1) has curves, she(2) has angles.
;)
Updated lesbian version: If she(1) has curves, she(2) has angles.
;)
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Headline: "Tree falls on wedding party, killing 1"
I'm so damaged by these last weeks, I first read: "Trump falls on wedding party, killing 1"
I'm so damaged by these last weeks, I first read: "Trump falls on wedding party, killing 1"
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Old joke, but still relevant:
"I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers, 20th century American humorist
For all you fervent Democrats out there, please don't think of that as an insult. Instead, think of it as advice.
"I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers, 20th century American humorist
For all you fervent Democrats out there, please don't think of that as an insult. Instead, think of it as advice.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
What's the difference between a dilapidated greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job?
The former is a crusty bus station...
The former is a crusty bus station...
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Here's a mean joke from long ago:
He's a sophisticated juvenile delinquent. He smokes only filtered marijuana cigarets.
He's a sophisticated juvenile delinquent. He smokes only filtered marijuana cigarets.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
I dislike the style of the tumblr but if you've watched the new Voltron, this person had the fandom wanting to take up arms.
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Beautiful young woman : So you want to go out with me honey?
Dirty old man: No. I want to go in.
Dirty old man: No. I want to go in.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
If minorities play the Race Card and women play the Gender Card, what do rednecks play?
The Trump Card.
The Trump Card.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
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Re: Bad Jokes, A-hyuk.
It's very bad but it's also a cat getting catcalled so
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