mis-dial fun
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:05 pm
I was reading Sohmer's blog on LICD about how he got a text message from someone he didn't know, asking him to tell someone else he doesn't know that the front door is open when he comes home later that night.
I saw a lot of folks posting about their own experience with random ppl calling/texting them when they were actually trying to reach someone else.
You probably also have one or two experiences with that, so please share yours.
I'll start with mine:
After five years of having this number I still get a phone call twice a year from a dentist, asking for Mr. Balvado.
They're constantly reminding me/him that I/he need(s) to get his teeth checked and my/his last appointment was 1 - 4 years ago.
I always reply with: "As you can probably tell by the way I can properly pronounce your name without a lisp, Jessica, I'm not Mr. Balvado and my teeth are perfectly in order, thank you very much."
They always promise to delete my number, but they keep ringing it without failure for the last 5 years... I expect a call again next November.
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I once got a call from a random girl all horny: "Hey, Bobbyyyyyy... I was thinkin' boutcha!"
My name not being Bobby, I still thought of not being a spoilsport: "Is that so?"
Her: "Yeah, I'm lying in bed all alone, and I could really use your <you know what> inside me... Ah! oops, I'm already wet..."
At that point I figured the joke was over... I didn't want to start a phone sex conversation with a girl I didn't know.
So I replied: "Ah, well, that's too bad... See, I'm not Bobby, never knew the guy, you probably have the wrong number.. I'm sor-"
She: "So you're saying you're not that big buffed guy, bald head, 1m90 tall, that I bumped into at the mall and gave me his number?!"
Me: "Which mall?"
She then gave the name of a mall that was surprisingly very close by.
Me: "Nah, not him, but I do live near it though."
She replied with a little sad "Oh " and when I was just about to apologize for the inconvenience I almost HEARD her mind go "click" and she was all back in her horny mood and asked: "Well then... do YOU want to come over and do me until the sun comes up?"
Given the fact that I was 'only' 1m69, not that buffed I hesitated, which I actually told her.
She: "Well, those guys have small d**ks anyway, so I think you'll be able to actually tire me out for a change."
I was flabberghasted, mind racing: what should I do? Go over there or not... I'm single... so why not... Dude, you don't know her, get serious!
So I chickened out and said: "Lemme think about it"
We hung up after that, and as she texted me her address she turned out to be my slightly under-aged neighbor from one door down (she was 16, few days short of 17... and I was 23 by that time).
I kindly replied that it wasn't that good of an idea to be f*@#%ing my under-aged neighbor silly, while her parents are asleep in the room next to it.
And she replied with: "OMG! Are you Sebas!?!?"
Me, grinning and texting:" Yup, the one and only."
She was so embarrassed that we've never spoken since, and she keeps looking away when we meet outside, face all blushy.
I saw a lot of folks posting about their own experience with random ppl calling/texting them when they were actually trying to reach someone else.
You probably also have one or two experiences with that, so please share yours.
I'll start with mine:
After five years of having this number I still get a phone call twice a year from a dentist, asking for Mr. Balvado.
They're constantly reminding me/him that I/he need(s) to get his teeth checked and my/his last appointment was 1 - 4 years ago.
I always reply with: "As you can probably tell by the way I can properly pronounce your name without a lisp, Jessica, I'm not Mr. Balvado and my teeth are perfectly in order, thank you very much."
They always promise to delete my number, but they keep ringing it without failure for the last 5 years... I expect a call again next November.
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I once got a call from a random girl all horny: "Hey, Bobbyyyyyy... I was thinkin' boutcha!"
My name not being Bobby, I still thought of not being a spoilsport: "Is that so?"
Her: "Yeah, I'm lying in bed all alone, and I could really use your <you know what> inside me... Ah! oops, I'm already wet..."
At that point I figured the joke was over... I didn't want to start a phone sex conversation with a girl I didn't know.
So I replied: "Ah, well, that's too bad... See, I'm not Bobby, never knew the guy, you probably have the wrong number.. I'm sor-"
She: "So you're saying you're not that big buffed guy, bald head, 1m90 tall, that I bumped into at the mall and gave me his number?!"
Me: "Which mall?"
She then gave the name of a mall that was surprisingly very close by.
Me: "Nah, not him, but I do live near it though."
She replied with a little sad "Oh " and when I was just about to apologize for the inconvenience I almost HEARD her mind go "click" and she was all back in her horny mood and asked: "Well then... do YOU want to come over and do me until the sun comes up?"
Given the fact that I was 'only' 1m69, not that buffed I hesitated, which I actually told her.
She: "Well, those guys have small d**ks anyway, so I think you'll be able to actually tire me out for a change."
I was flabberghasted, mind racing: what should I do? Go over there or not... I'm single... so why not... Dude, you don't know her, get serious!
So I chickened out and said: "Lemme think about it"
We hung up after that, and as she texted me her address she turned out to be my slightly under-aged neighbor from one door down (she was 16, few days short of 17... and I was 23 by that time).
I kindly replied that it wasn't that good of an idea to be f*@#%ing my under-aged neighbor silly, while her parents are asleep in the room next to it.
And she replied with: "OMG! Are you Sebas!?!?"
Me, grinning and texting:" Yup, the one and only."
She was so embarrassed that we've never spoken since, and she keeps looking away when we meet outside, face all blushy.